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Jan 24 2013
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Hmmm.., WTF?

I wonder what parking is like at the Special Olympics

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Jan 23 2013
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Walmart executive: “Ok, so here’s the plan. We’ll put 25-30 registers in each store. Then, we’ll only put cashiers at 3 of them. It can’t fail!”

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Jan 23 2013
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Hmmm.., One to grow on, WTF?

“Lip-syncing? Unacceptable! On going gun violence? Meh.” -Americans

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Jan 23 2013
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Hmmm.., One to grow on

People can stop saying “all one word” when they tell someone their email address now. The internet has been around for awhile. We get it.

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Jan 23 2013
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Hmmm.., Smart Ass, WTF?

You have no idea how funny I am to me.

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Jan 22 2013
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I can understand why you are mad at me, but the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it.

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Jan 18 2013
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One to grow on, WTF?

A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you “I’m drunk” is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying “I’m delicious.”

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Jan 18 2013
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I have a fear of speedbumps, but I’m slowly getting over them.

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Jan 18 2013
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Smart Ass

“Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, yep, yep, uh huh, uh huh, ok, love you too, bye”: Man side of every phone conversation with his wife.

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Jan 17 2013
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Smart Ass, WTF?

Burned almost a thousand calories with the elliptical machine today. Moved it into the basement, that thing is heavy!

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