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Jan 18 2013
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Hmmm.., One to grow on, Smart Ass, WTF?

What a shocking and upsetting day! Found a letter in the mail this morning that read “If you ever want to see you’re wife alive again, leave $100,000 in unmarked bills in the trash can on the corner of Main Ave and 1st Street”. Seriously, does anyone know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ anymore?

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Jan 18 2013
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My favorite vegetable is bacon.

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Jan 17 2013
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Burned almost a thousand calories with the elliptical machine today. Moved it into the basement, that thing is heavy!

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Jan 17 2013
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Kudos Lance Armstrong, for finally having the balls to come clean! Too soon?

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Jan 15 2013
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When will one of Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriends write the new hit song, “Maybe You’re the Problem”?..

Jan 14 2013
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My wife hates it that cashiers are always checking me out.

Jan 13 2013
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I can’t even imagine the self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory.

Jan 13 2013
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“Hey I just met you and this is Crazy..” is how I used to introduce my ex to new people.

Jan 13 2013
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My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, mashed potatoes and gravy, 2 biscuits. Extra crispy.

Jan 09 2013
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The truth is, I find it very stressful that Smokey thinks that I’m the only one that can prevent forest fires. I don’t feel trained for this, and I certainly didn’t sign up for the position.

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