Category Archives: WTF?

May 15 2013
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Smart Ass, WTF?

Maybe it’s the beer talking, but I really love beer.

Jan 24 2013
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Hmmm.., WTF?

I wonder what parking is like at the Special Olympics

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Jan 24 2013
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New game show idea: “Illegal or Just Frowned Upon”, I smell a hit!

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Jan 23 2013
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Walmart executive: “Ok, so here’s the plan. We’ll put 25-30 registers in each store. Then, we’ll only put cashiers at 3 of them. It can’t fail!”

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Jan 23 2013
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Hmmm.., One to grow on, WTF?

“Lip-syncing? Unacceptable! On going gun violence? Meh.” -Americans

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Jan 23 2013
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Hmmm.., Smart Ass, WTF?

You have no idea how funny I am to me.

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Jan 19 2013
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Smart Ass, WTF?

I’m ready to go on Oprah to admit doping in 1989.

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Jan 18 2013
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One to grow on, WTF?

A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you “I’m drunk” is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying “I’m delicious.”

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Jan 18 2013
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I have a fear of speedbumps, but I’m slowly getting over them.

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Jan 18 2013
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Hmmm.., One to grow on, WTF?

I always keep a golf club by the side of my bed when I’m asleep. Just so if anyone breaks in, they’ll know I play golf and that I’m too boring to have anything worth stealing.

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