Category Archives: Smart Ass

Jan 13 2013
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Smart Ass, WTF?

“Hey I just met you and this is Crazy..” is how I used to introduce my ex to new people.

Jan 13 2013
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Smart Ass, WTF?

My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, mashed potatoes and gravy, 2 biscuits. Extra crispy.

Jan 08 2013
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Smart Ass

I don’t know what I’d do without FaceBook, but I bet it would be something productive.

Jan 07 2013
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Smart Ass, WTF?

A cop knocked on my door and said my dog was chasing some guy on his bike. I told him, “That’s impossible. My dog doesn’t even own a bike.”

Jan 07 2013
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Smart Ass

There are 2 kinds of people I can’t stand: Nosy people, and people who won’t tell me what in the hell is going on.

Jan 07 2013
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Smart Ass, WTF?

I’m so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word I am saying.

Jan 06 2013
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Smart Ass

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Jan 06 2013
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One to grow on, Smart Ass

Wife math: “it was like 40 bucks” = it was at least $75.00.

Jan 06 2013
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Smart Ass

My wife is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type.

Jan 06 2013
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Smart Ass, WTF?

Lincoln is doing well in theaters. Historically this has not been true.

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